-i hate kids/babies

-i love eyes

-i am indecisive

-i HATE spiders

-weed is good

-religion is for the weak-minded who can’t think for themselves

-i have a horrible memory

-i go through phases

-i hate wind

-i compulsively pick my split ends

-guys are hot

-but i’m attracted to women

-i like dogs

-i hate liars

you think you a player but i fucked yo wife